She might be a keeper if:

She says:

I like the smell of your car, It smells like guns....awesome.....

So DEAR READER was in town.

Obama was here spreading the wealth...I mean his message of FOREWARD (Hope and Change wasn't working) ....just noticed gas prices jumped $0.30 overnight.

Historical note FOREWARD is the motto of several Socialist organizations and actualy is the name of multiple Socialist newspapers. Also a neat fact FOREWARD, FOREWARD is the anthem of the Hitler Jugend.
Just saying....

Awesome

Jim- You may have a .50...but I have homemade CINNAMON ROLLS !!!!!
(I might consider trades)

Afternoon funny.

Overheard:
GOT to keep from catching hot brass with my face.

*snicker*

Afternoon shopping!

If her idea of a good afternoon of shopping results in THIS:

(And about half of it is HERS!)

SHE IS A KEEPER!

KNIFE SPOTTED!

When seeing this at a restraunt:

Normal person:  What an odd shaped knife.
Cultured person: Oh a butter knife.
GBC person: CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!!!

CUBEVILLE!!!

coworker1-Just beat your score on angrybrids by 11K
coworker2-HOW did you do that CHEAT?
coworker1-Well trained birds!
me-So his birds are Japanese, and not Arabs? ??