Dark humor trigger warning.

I have committed poetry.

Sorry, not sorry.

 

I will embrace death.

For I am cooking grenades.

Shall not go quiet.

Then I used it as an AI art prompt. 

 

 Wow critical hit to the feels!

Let the geek flag FLY!

 Dinner on 5/4, Total was $17.01

Fun with digital art and the headlines: Chineese "weather" balloons

 

NO Master Guns you cannot just go up there and shoot it down already!

LEEEROOOYY oh uh.... OOOOORRRAAAAHHHH !

 

U.S. Militia fields it's first counter to the Chinese balloon threat. 

Hat tip to Cedar for the art. 

http://www.cedarwrites.com

Online dating. (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it")

 Muse up and shanked me. Ungrateful wench!

*announcer voice* And now for a musical interlude. Sorry....

If She's a 10 and she knows it that's a bot!
If She's a model and you know it that's a bot!
If she's looking like a 10 and wants your SSN she's a bot.
A person that is not, It's a bot.

If there is links on her page that's a bot.
If URLs are on her page, that's a bot.
If she links to instagram and wants you to go to onlyfans she's a bot.
Not here for dating, that's a bot!

If she's got huge tracts of land she's a bot!
If that's a freak of nature that's a bot!
If she's got huge tracts of land and her profile is really bland she's a bot.
Yes it's photoshop but still a bot!

If she's showing lots of skin that's a bot
If she's showing off alot that's a bot.
If shes's showing lots of skin but the details are pretty thin she's a bot!
If she looks like she charges by the hour that's a bot.

If she starred in a porn thats a bot.
Yes she looks really familiar she's a bot.
If you saw her on redtube don't be a rube that's a bot.
She does porno, and into you, that's a bot.

If she failed the Turing test that's a bot.
If she donno what day it is that's a bot
If she failed a Turing test and the English is not the best that's a bot.
If you need a quarter to continue that's a bot.

If she sounds like any of this she's a bot
I know your lonely but she's a bot.
I hate to ruin your day. Really just have to say
She's a bot!

Note V1.31 Thanks Rita!

Wisdom from a cookie.

 Some men dream of fortunes. Others dream of cookies.

Hoplophobes

 Auntie gets a community newspaper put out by the large remaining purveyor of birdcage liner AKA THE Plain Dealer. To my joy this edition contained this months flyer for a local chain of sporting goods stores. On the front page one of the items is a picture of a Mandlorian blaster by SIG!. The description sounds like it's an AR-15 of some type. Looking at the rest it looks like they had to replace every AR15 and AR10 with Mandalorian blasters. The store's website has a PDF copy of the add and no such obfuscation is present.

Also in this ad a M1A and a pellet MP5. I guess the microbrains at the PD are only afraid of Stoner inspired styling.

Personal commentary - Pie

 A piece of pie dropped. Made a bit of a mess. Had to stop myself because I was seriously considering eating that slice. 

Had - to - stop - myself.

Told myself I am an adult. I can get ANOTHER slice of pie. It's MY pie and I don't have to share it.

AND today I had pie for breakfast. 

Because sometimes "Because I can" is a valid answer.