Sunday, July 30, 2023
Thursday, May 4, 2023
Saturday, February 4, 2023
NO Master Guns you cannot just go up there and shoot it down already!
LEEEROOOYY oh uh.... OOOOORRRAAAAHHHH !
U.S. Militia fields it's first counter to the Chinese balloon threat.
Hat tip to Cedar for the art.
Thursday, January 26, 2023
Muse up and shanked me. Ungrateful wench!
*announcer voice* And now for a musical interlude. Sorry....
If She's a 10 and she knows it that's a bot!
If She's a model and you know it that's a bot!
If she's looking like a 10 and wants your SSN she's a bot.
A person that is not, It's a bot.
If there is links on her page that's a bot.
If URLs are on her page, that's a bot.
If she links to instagram and wants you to go to onlyfans she's a bot.
Not here for dating, that's a bot!
If she's got huge tracts of land she's a bot!
If that's a freak of nature that's a bot!
If she's got huge tracts of land and her profile is really bland she's a bot.
Yes it's photoshop but still a bot!
If she's showing lots of skin that's a bot
If she's showing off alot that's a bot.
If shes's showing lots of skin but the details are pretty thin she's a bot!
If she looks like she charges by the hour that's a bot.
If she starred in a porn thats a bot.
Yes she looks really familiar she's a bot.
If you saw her on redtube don't be a rube that's a bot.
She does porno, and into you, that's a bot.
If she failed the Turing test that's a bot.
If she donno what day it is that's a bot
If she failed a Turing test and the English is not the best that's a bot.
If you need a quarter to continue that's a bot.
If she sounds like any of this she's a bot
I know your lonely but she's a bot.
I hate to ruin your day. Really just have to say
She's a bot!
Note V1.31 Thanks Rita!
Tuesday, December 27, 2022
Saturday, December 10, 2022
Auntie gets a community newspaper put out by the large remaining purveyor of birdcage liner AKA THE Plain Dealer. To my joy this edition contained this months flyer for a local chain of sporting goods stores. On the front page one of the items is a picture of a Mandlorian blaster by SIG!. The description sounds like it's an AR-15 of some type. Looking at the rest it looks like they had to replace every AR15 and AR10 with Mandalorian blasters. The store's website has a PDF copy of the add and no such obfuscation is present.
Also in this ad a M1A and a pellet MP5. I guess the microbrains at the PD are only afraid of Stoner inspired styling.
Sunday, September 4, 2022
A piece of pie dropped. Made a bit of a mess. Had to stop myself because I was seriously considering eating that slice.
Had - to - stop - myself.
Told myself I am an adult. I can get ANOTHER slice of pie. It's MY pie and I don't have to share it.
AND today I had pie for breakfast.
Because sometimes "Because I can" is a valid answer.