I have comitted art!

 

 WAKE UP! Said the early bird as they pound on the worm's door.

Time for BREAKFAST!

Clack Clack went the detonator.

Worm uses explosives. It is super effective.

Learn from the bird's failure:
Stay out of your intended prey's killzone.

Don't be an annoying twatwaffle. Not everyone is a morning person.

The late worm always wins, with adequate site preparation. 

Every problem can be solved by the application of explosives. Even morning people.
 

 

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MEH news from cubeville.

 Nothing says we appreciate your 10+ years of work at (company) like a generic email from a third party. The company's email filters had blocked most of the contents. Almost reported it as a phishing attempt.

Reason $integer +1 why we can't have nice things.

Baking is alchemy, and math.

 I baked a batch of cornbread. Corn cake for all you of delicate sensibilities. It was even Jiffy mix so there!

Which lead me down the rabbit hole. After googling a few recipes..HEY I have everything but the corn meal! I wonder ...Math ensued, conversions where made, horoscopes where disregarded. 

If I use GreatValue ingredients I can make my own mix for about 66cents. NEAT

The next day at Aldi's 62 cents/box.

Dark humor trigger warning.

I have committed poetry.

Sorry, not sorry.

 

I will embrace death.

For I am cooking grenades.

Shall not go quiet. 

Then I used it in an A.I. Art generator.

Wow critical hit to the feels!

Let the geek flag FLY!

 Dinner on 5/4, Total was $17.01

Fun with digital art and the headlines: Chineese "weather" balloons

 

NO Master Guns you cannot just go up there and shoot it down already!

LEEEROOOYY oh uh.... OOOOORRRAAAAHHHH !

 

U.S. Militia fields it's first counter to the Chinese balloon threat. 

Hat tip to Cedar for the art. 

http://www.cedarwrites.com

Online dating. (to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it")

 Muse up and shanked me. Ungrateful wench!

*announcer voice* And now for a musical interlude. Sorry....

If She's a 10 and she knows it that's a bot!
If She's a model and you know it that's a bot!
If she's looking like a 10 and wants your SSN she's a bot.
A person that is not, It's a bot.

If there is links on her page that's a bot.
If URLs are on her page, that's a bot.
If she links to instagram and wants you to go to onlyfans she's a bot.
Not here for dating, that's a bot!

If she's got huge tracts of land she's a bot!
If that's a freak of nature that's a bot!
If she's got huge tracts of land and her profile is really bland she's a bot.
Yes it's photoshop but still a bot!

If she's showing lots of skin that's a bot
If she's showing off alot that's a bot.
If shes's showing lots of skin but the details are pretty thin she's a bot!
If she looks like she charges by the hour that's a bot.

If she starred in a porn thats a bot.
Yes she looks really familiar she's a bot.
If you saw her on redtube don't be a rube that's a bot.
She does porno, and into you, that's a bot.

If she failed the Turing test that's a bot.
If she donno what day it is that's a bot
If she failed a Turing test and the English is not the best that's a bot.
If you need a quarter to continue that's a bot.

If she sounds like any of this she's a bot
I know your lonely but she's a bot.
I hate to ruin your day. Really just have to say
She's a bot!

Note V1.31 Thanks Rita!