Cubeville.

Coworker: I need to use the facilities. (as he heads to the bathrooms)
Me:Oddly enough relevant to the call I'm documenting. I just hope it's not for the same thing.
Coworker2: oh?
Me: Backdoor not closing.

Coworker: Welcome back from vacation.
Me: Spending quality time with your cats?
Asian coworker: *shakes head* BBQ.
Me: Mandatory Asian BBQ cat joke goes here!

NEW GRILL!

Not really that exciting. It's only a $100 China/Walmart grill. My even cheaper tabletop is getting rickety and I don't want to tempt fate anymore. Got it together with only some frustration. Who am I kidding , tried to peal the finish off with some "Navy" vocabulary. And just my luck the rain that was forecast all day decided to show up 1/3 of the way through. That meant I was assembling on the poarch which isn't that bad. Well then my aunt got home and needed by. @#$%^%^#%$#

Got it together without needing first aid and it's working. Fate struck again as the SirLoin (tm) I was thawing out was still mostly frozen. *&^&%$%$#%$@#%^&*(^&%$
Sacrificed some hotdogs...The chicken turned out pretty good.

It's beer O'clock


Since I'm here I checked the stats. France?!?! what's the deal?!? Leave a comment if you want more of something...

It's THREE days untill Christmas! Did you remember to get your valentine some chocolate?

Scene at Walmart last night. Holiday creep is real!

News from Cubeville.

C1: You better hope that I don't die. I'll come back and HAUNT YOU!
Me: I'll pull an "All of me" and cast you into my coffee cup.
C1: Then I'll drink all of your coffee.
Me: *starts pulling out bags of coffee out of my desk*
C1: But then you can't drink any because I'm your cup.
Me:*starts pulling out several coffee cups*
C1: Oh foo!

Just in from CUBEVILLE

C1: I was named for the bass player in my father's band
Me: Well you where adopted...

Adult benefits.

If it's 4am and you want a steak...you can make yourself STEAK!

One of the few benefits of being on your own.

CUBEVILLE

We where discussing healthcare costs.

C1: My plan went up $18 a pay.

Me: Asshole tax?

FATALITY!