At NRA:

Do I listen to the speaches or look at the things.....decisions decisions...

Things to remember for NRA!

Business cards:
Even if they just have a name/Blogname and URL/Email. Very handy for the fishbowl drawings.

Address stamp or address labels:
For the other drawings, I don't want to be writing out my address all the time!
I just reuse the ones that charities mail out to try and get you to donate.

Walking shoes:
MUST LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS!
Meet new people and figure out how both of you know oldNFO!

Backpack:
For all the swag and such. I suggest keeping the catalogs/fliers to a minimum. They get heavy quick.

Your pain reliever of choice:
Your legs will get sore...If they are not sore I'm sure you can duct tape a few more rifle plates to your gear.

Snacks and Drinks:
Don't forget to HYDRATE. Watch out for your friends they might get too distracted.

Keep your eyes open and have fun. Who knows you might just catch Robert Farago with his pants down. (again). He still owes me for a case of brain bleach.

It will be extremely good to see the "tribe". And so nice of the NRA to co-locate a convention.

Stay tuned for coverage!

Just Prepper stuff- CHEAP headlamp.

Spotted at the wall of mart

While definitely not durable, for 1$ they are practically disposable. Also available are 3AAA flashlights and a ball cap light.

The straps are adjustable to about toddler size to large adult (Yes I have a big head).

The light adjusts to 135 degrees to illuminate what is needed. Also you can remove the headstrap and probably attach it to a surface. I'm thinking a nice light for a tacklebox or toolbox.

They run on two cr2032 batteries. Replacement batteries probably cost as much as the units.

As a note when I grabbed one of my headlamps to compare them it would not turn on. Fresh batteries resolved the issue. That reinforced that these are perfect for a backup light.


FCC NOTICE:
You are ugly and your mother dresses you funny.
The units where purchased by the author.
Also you are a source of CO2 emissions. You might want to stop that.

My pocket lint on the designated bathroom uproar.

Oh that's nice you identify as a woman/Trans/Pony!
I self identify as a Glock 19 (or 1911 choose your flavor)
Your play snowflake!



Your mother self identifies as a hamster and your father was an alcoholic with bestiality tendencies. Have you retreated back to your safe space and curled up in a corner, or shall I taunt you a second time?

More from CUBEVILLE

C1: He makes a comment about wanting to be a ninja.
Me: So that would make you silent and invisible... OK! That works for me!

The fire department had to be called for the burn.

CUBEVILLE Boss edition.

Coworker to my right likes to lean back in his swivel chair. Manager's boss walks by and said:

"You are right at the level I can sit on your face."

And he wasn't kidding. He had no idea of the "other" meaning of what he just said.


Since Blogger is not letting me comment.
Glenn B-No such luck he was OBLIVIOUS!

Cubeville twofer

C1 *twirling around a nerf blaster* *it goes off sending a dart across the room*
C1; And that is what we call a negligent discharge.
Me: Yup....

C2: *Makes a silly comment*
C2: He's going to hit me
C2: PLEASE don't hit me...
Me: *THWAP*