It's THREE days untill Christmas! Did you remember to get your valentine some chocolate?

Scene at Walmart last night. Holiday creep is real!

News from Cubeville.

C1: You better hope that I don't die. I'll come back and HAUNT YOU!
Me: I'll pull an "All of me" and cast you into my coffee cup.
C1: Then I'll drink all of your coffee.
Me: *starts pulling out bags of coffee out of my desk*
C1: But then you can't drink any because I'm your cup.
Me:*starts pulling out several coffee cups*
C1: Oh foo!

Just in from CUBEVILLE

C1: I was named for the bass player in my father's band
Me: Well you where adopted...

Adult benefits.

If it's 4am and you want a steak...you can make yourself STEAK!

One of the few benefits of being on your own.

CUBEVILLE

We where discussing healthcare costs.

C1: My plan went up $18 a pay.

Me: Asshole tax?

FATALITY!

V DAY IS COMING!

 

*radio squelch* FIRE MISSION! URGENT UNICORNS IN THE OPEN!!