Tuesday, January 19, 2016

Cubeville twofer

C1 *twirling around a nerf blaster* *it goes off sending a dart across the room*
C1; And that is what we call a negligent discharge.
Me: Yup....

C2: *Makes a silly comment*
C2: He's going to hit me
C2: PLEASE don't hit me...
Me: *THWAP*

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Rule of 3 for the Hollidays!

That's all just well enough because in reality there is only room enough for three HOs. Three shall be the number of HOs and the number of HOs shall be three. Four HOs is too many, and two is insufficient. So the only HOs there is shall be three and being the HOS which there are three shall be:

HO....HO.....HO....

NEWS BULLETIN FROM CUBEVILLE!!

Coworker 1 and 2 are pulling various food out of their desk drawers
1:I got soup
2:I got peanut butter cup trees (this goes on for a few minutes)
1:I got tea
2:tea?
1:Yah I brought it in before I found out the company provided teabags
2:*made obvious teabag joke while leaning back in his chair thinking he won*
me: *walks over and hits him in the face with a cold soggy teabag*

FATALITY !

Tuesday, December 1, 2015

On the first day of December the Girlfriend gave to me!

I really did not intend to make the blog all about my exploration of adult beverages. But in true "Yup...that's my gal" form the lovely girlfriend sprung an early Christmas gift on me. She's has gotten me one of these:
Picture courtesy Master of Malt


Yup I have 24 small bottles of Bourbon to enjoy. Might make the holidays a bit more bearable.
Each is 30ml, that's about a shot's worth of goodness. For comparison an airline minibottle is 50ml
For details on what types are included check out their webpage. There are also different types ranging from
Vodka all the way to the old and rare whiskey calendar. Just be warned about the sticker shock on that one WHEW!


So she can share in the fun...she got herself the scotch version! (And thus preempting a gift idea.
CURSES FOILED AGAIN!)

Wednesday, November 18, 2015

More BEER!

First a FAIL

Blue Moon
Gingerbread Spiced Ale
took one sip and went NOPE!...tried one more sip just to make sure...and down the drain the rest of the bottle went. The GF is also not a fan.

Then a WIN

Leinenkugel
Berry Weiss
I liked this one. Is definitely sweet. I'm told it works even better when mixed with their Summer Honey Wheat for a "honey bear"

Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Beer!

Labatt Prohibition series
Bourbon barrel ale!

So they took bourbon barrel staves and "natural flavors" and brewed beer. I have to say they did a pretty good job. Definitely better consumed when you can take your time enjoying it.

Although it does make me wonder how much the taste is the barrel staves and how much is the "natural flavors"

Wednesday, August 26, 2015

TUNA notes TRIGGER WARNING: MATH!!!

Great Value (WALMART) Chunk light tuna in water
 0.68/can 0.1942/oz drained
6oz Weight unopened

1.5 Water 
3.5 Tuna (drained)
1 oz Can

large mylar pouch $2 0.31/oz tuna
6.9oz package weight
6.4oz of tuna

small mylar pouch  0.98 0.37/oz tuna
2.6oz tuna


Bumble Bee (as a control) 0.88/can
$0.22/oz tuna drained
6.1oz unopened

0.9oz water
4oz Tuna (drained)
1.2oz can

ADVANTAGES OF POUCH TUNA
Do not have to drain the can
Easy to open (no tools)
Dramatic weight savings

ADVANTAGES OF CAN TUNA
Cost (if value brands)
Package durability

Expiration dates where similar when compared.
Might update when I get more data.