Monday, March 4, 2024

Tonight's fortune.

 Do not wait for others to open the right doors for you. 

Thoughts:

Alright then, BREACHER UP!

Fails the "+in bed" test.

Friday, February 16, 2024

Cubeville HAIKU!

 It is time for break.

The coffee cup is empty.

Whole world endangered.

Wednesday, December 13, 2023

I have comitted art!

 WAKE UP! Said the early bird as they pound on the worm's door.
Time for BREAKFAST!

Clack Clack went the detonator.
Worm uses explosives. It is super effective.

Learn from the bird's failure:
Stay out of your intended prey's killzone.

Don't be an annoying twatwaffle. Not everyone is a morning person.

The late worm always wins, with adequate site preparation. 

Every problem can be solved by the application of explosives. Even morning people.
 

 

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Thursday, November 16, 2023

MEH news from cubeville.

 Nothing says we appreciate your 10+ years of work at (company) like a generic email from a third party. The company's email filters had blocked most of the contents. Almost reported it as a phishing attempt.

Reason $integer +1 why we can't have nice things.

Saturday, November 4, 2023

Baking is alchemy, and math.

 I baked a batch of cornbread. Corn cake for all you of delicate sensibilities. It was even Jiffy mix so there!

Which lead me down the rabbit hole. After googling a few recipes..HEY I have everything but the corn meal! I wonder ...Math ensued, conversions where made, horoscopes where disregarded. 

If I use GreatValue ingredients I can make my own mix for about 66cents. NEAT

The next day at Aldi's 62 cents/box.

Sunday, July 30, 2023

Dark humor trigger warning.

I have committed poetry.
Sorry, not sorry.
 
I will embrace death.
For I am cooking grenades.
Shall not go quiet. 

Then I used it in an A.I. Art generator.
Wow critical hit to the feels!