Friday, December 15, 2017

News from Cubeville.

C1: You better hope that I don't die. I'll come back and HAUNT YOU!
Me: I'll pull an "All of me" and cast you into my coffee cup.
C1: Then I'll drink all of your coffee.
Me: *starts pulling out bags of coffee out of my desk*
C1: But then you can't drink any because I'm your cup.
Me:*starts pulling out several coffee cups*
C1: Oh foo!

Sunday, October 22, 2017

Just in from CUBEVILLE

C1: I was named for the bass player in my father's band
Me: Well you where adopted...

Wednesday, April 19, 2017

Adult benefits.

If it's 4am and you want a can make yourself STEAK!

One of the few benefits of being on your own.

Thursday, March 23, 2017


We where discussing healthcare costs.

C1: My plan went up $18 a pay.

Me: Asshole tax?


Tuesday, January 24, 2017

Sunday, December 11, 2016

Cubeville Typhoid coworker

Me: Wow you sound sick!
C1: *croaks* Well I took two shots in my ass what does that tell you.
Me: That they should have aimed higher?