Cleaning lady: *laughing*
Me: WHAT? oh? coworker just wants to play with his sausage.
Co-worker: *putting sausage into microwave* That is just WRONG.
Me: But it's right. *points at microwave*
Co-worker: I like my sausage SPICEY! *takes sausage out of microwave then realizes what he said*
Me: *blink* *blink* you said it......
Cleaning lady: great now I have to clean up after him ......