What to get that gunnie in your life for Christmas?

Why the ultimate birthday gift (tm)

A CANNON!

BEHOLD! the Keychain Cannon MK II

The two cannons are slightly different as are the carriages. The carriages tilt the cannons up a bit.

And this is how they look next to a MK I

And a MK I and MK II  in the carriages.

AND I am told that he's ready to take orders!! DO EEEEET!!!!!

Mr Spear's blog

Overheard in GBC

JayG     I refuse to say anymore with THOT in in the room


JayG     Because I saw the ax he bought at the NRA convention.

JayG     and I have no desire to find out how bad of a suppository it makes...

He is refering to this -
Does this TOMAHAWK make my butt look big?

While building Lego sets with the GF....

*A wild snowflake appears*

I'm a unique and precious snowflake!! *sparkle*

I have something for that!

THOT uses FLAMETHROWER!!!

IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!