She might be a keeper if:

She says:

I like the smell of your car, It smells like guns....awesome.....

So DEAR READER was in town.

Obama was here spreading the wealth...I mean his message of FOREWARD (Hope and Change wasn't working) ....just noticed gas prices jumped $0.30 overnight.

Historical note FOREWARD is the motto of several Socialist organizations and actualy is the name of multiple Socialist newspapers. Also a neat fact FOREWARD, FOREWARD is the anthem of the Hitler Jugend.
Just saying....