Monday, December 24, 2012

What to get that gunnie in your life for Christmas?

Why the ultimate birthday gift (tm)

A CANNON!

BEHOLD! the Keychain Cannon MK II





The two cannons are slightly different as are the carriages. The carriages tilt the cannons up a bit.
And this is how they look next to a MK I


And a MK I and MK II  in the carriages.


AND I am told that he's ready to take orders!! DO EEEEET!!!!!

Mr Spear's blog



Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Overheard in GBC

JayG     I refuse to say anymore with THOT in in the room


JayG     Because I saw the ax he bought at the NRA convention.

JayG     and I have no desire to find out how bad of a suppository it makes...

He is refering to this -
Does this TOMAHAWK make my butt look big?

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

While building Lego sets with the GF....



*A wild snowflake appears*

I'm a unique and precious snowflake!! *sparkle*




I have something for that!

THOT uses FLAMETHROWER!!!


IT IS SUPER EFFECTIVE!!!!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

FRANKENSTORM OMFG PWNIES!!!1one

So last night we and the gal decided to run some errands in the driving rain. And pick up some last minute supplies, you know for the impending storm of the century (or at least this week).

Yes, photo was staged..We didn't need Bimbo brand bread...or the other items..

Almost out of WATER OH NOES!!


Or not.......


Amazing what perspective can do.

Friday, September 28, 2012

SUPER SECRET PROJECT!

First off big thanks to Mr Spear  LINK (of HANDGONE LINK fame) for the work.

Second looks like I got scooped by the GF ....LINK

So here it is... the KeyCannon MK I



HIS and HERS FTW!


Thursday, August 16, 2012

She might be a keeper if:

She says:

I like the smell of your car, It smells like guns....awesome.....

Friday, August 3, 2012

So DEAR READER was in town.

Obama was here spreading the wealth...I mean his message of FOREWARD (Hope and Change wasn't working) ....just noticed gas prices jumped $0.30 overnight.

Historical note FOREWARD is the motto of several Socialist organizations and actualy is the name of multiple Socialist newspapers. Also a neat fact FOREWARD, FOREWARD is the anthem of the Hitler Jugend.
Just saying....

Thursday, July 12, 2012

Awesome




Jim- You may have a .50...but I have homemade CINNAMON ROLLS !!!!!
(I might consider trades)

Sunday, July 8, 2012

Afternoon funny.

Overheard:
GOT to keep from catching hot brass with my face.

*snicker*

Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Afternoon shopping!

If her idea of a good afternoon of shopping results in THIS:


(And about half of it is HERS!)

SHE IS A KEEPER!

KNIFE SPOTTED!


When seeing this at a restraunt:

Normal person:  What an odd shaped knife.
Cultured person: Oh a butter knife.
GBC person: CHALLANGE ACCEPTED!!!

Monday, June 25, 2012

CUBEVILLE!!!

coworker1-Just beat your score on angrybrids by 11K
coworker2-HOW did you do that CHEAT?
coworker1-Well trained birds!
me-So his birds are Japanese, and not Arabs? ??


Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Blogroll update

THIS JUST IN (not really but prentend ok?!)

The newest gal of the GBC...Pediem has a blog..
Check it out...or else! (She won't share her bread)
Link is to the LEFT--------->

Wednesday, May 16, 2012

FORTUNE-Wisdom from a cookie

My fortune, let me share it with you. Sorry I still do not mean Money. And if it was, Occupy whatever, you will not be getting any.

Strong and bitter words indicate a weak cause.

Tuesday, May 1, 2012

Let me share my fortune with you.

Sorry Occupy...still no money for you.... In today's fortune cookie.. Those who do not remember the past are condmned to repeat it. Wisdom from a cookie!

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Dream made of WIN!

Staring Gibbs AND Ziva...that guarantees a good dream. Unless of course you are the bad guy....

Saturday, April 14, 2012

Just who is the stupid one here?

So here is the scene. I'm sitting on my computer minding my own buisness. This random girl walks up to my table and asks if I'm familiar with the occupy Cleveland movement. At this point I have to stop listening to the squirrel report and find out what she wants. Turns out she NEEDS a ride to some corner in the bad side of town. I refuse to give her a ride and She gives me a look. The how dare you not give me what I want you bayoneter of babies...

I'm going to give a ride to someone I don't know...to a bad neighborhod...at night...
RIGHT.....I'm either the fool to go with her. Or she is the fool to go with some random guy. Then again we are talking a probable Occupy supporter.

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Newbius.



I know this is really old news. The gun blogger group has lost one of it's best.
With permission this is going on the sidebar.

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

News from Cubeville.

Your new job title? CANNONFODDER...here is your red shirt...have fun storming the castle! oh and you are closing the store tonight. BYE! I'm going home.

How to make a water fountain more awesome? FIRE!



THAT is going in my living room when I win the lottery!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

And thus your author was enligtened!

There are TWO (now three) situations where you can have too much ammo.

1. When said ammo is on FIRE!

2. When you have to MOVE said ammo.

And found via SayUncle's comments

From RandyGC
3. When you are swimming.

Saturday, February 18, 2012

News from CUBEVILLE

After a support call:
"If you don't listen to me BAD THINGS HAPPEN. And if I can facilitate the bad things that's even BETTER!"

Monday, February 13, 2012

MEME time!. 5 dream guns.

1+2 Matching pair of 93R Beretta autopistols.

3. York Arms/Wally Co. Modernized DeLisle carbine.

4. MG3 (Current incarnation of the MG34/42)

5. I'll see your cannon and raise...
M28 Davy Crockett recoilless

Thursday, February 9, 2012

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

HEY OCCUPY!

I share my fortune with you!

No the kind you get out of a cookie you greedy hippie.


To be upset over what you don't have is to waste what you do have.


True wisdom is not only found in the center of a cookie. :)

Saturday, January 7, 2012

Light a candle to stop violence!

Oh who are they kidding....ON WITH THE GUN PICS!!!

Couple of pics inspired by JAY!



OH ALL RIGHT!

ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!

And if you are from the waste of time/money that is the FCC:
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