Monday, August 11, 2025

New job hunt.

 Job title: IT Specialist. 

That's your first "clue" they are wanting a "jack of all IT trades" for two industrial facilities. This is a large multinational company. 

 they want:

First and Second level technical support.

Network administration. 

End user services duties. 

VOIP, CCTV, Physical access,

IT support for industrial and lab equipment. 

 Bachelors and 3+ years experience wanted. And CCNA/CCNP, MCSA/MCSE, certs.

Must be flexible to support 2nd and 3rd shift operations.  

 

I'm sure they are trying to replace numerous people with one probably overworked and underpaid person. 

That's three or four different IT specialties. It's like trying to hire a neurosurgeon/podiatrist/virologist. Oh and probably paying like your fresh out of medschool. 

Reason $integer +1 why we can't have nice things.  

 

Sunday, July 20, 2025

New job hunt.

Old cubeville is no more. Searching for new cubeville.

I'm going to share the absolute DERP that is job postings nowadays. Sarcasm is italicized. 

 BAD:

Service Desk Analyst I

First hint there NOT an "Analyst", just ENTRY level external help desk. 

ITIL everywhere! ( Information Technology Infrastructure Library)

A best practices framework for IT. Almost definitely this is a Managed Service Provider. I.E. outsourced 3rd party IT I'm going to bet the overuse of ITIL is their HR drone trying to speak IT and failing. Perhaps overuse of cut and paste from the company's sales materials. 

Management 

Really? ASSET management? TICKET management? This is for entry entry level IT. 

PMI certification wanted. 

Project Management Institute certification for entry level help desk? HR drone on something not prescribed by a real doctor??? 

OH! they offer project managers as a MSP. HR being sloppy.

 Not BAD:

 Pay rate was posted and is realistic for entry level help/service desk I

HS Diploma needed. Associates preferred. 

 

 

Monday, January 20, 2025

Bucke up!

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On one hand the media will now be very interested in any wrongdoing by the executive branch. Judging by last time around they will condemn him for everything including getting an extra scoop of ice cream.

Monday, August 19, 2024

Storm with power outage - Random thoughts.

 A few weeks ago the weather got a bit spicy. As in four tornado spicy. No damage at the compound but we did loose power for a few days. Here are some random thoughts.

The contents of fridge/freezer vs backup power pack/generator cost needs to be revisited.

Need more tool batteries. Perhaps a small battery chainsaw?

It is always a good idea to have a few chest coolers handy. Even if they are the older plastic coleman ones and not the pricier rotomold models that swear to keep ice solid for days. A chest cooler saved most of my fridge/freezer contents. 

Wow I had alot of expired food. 

Tactical flashlights are not regular flashlights. Different tools for different situations. You don't need ALL the lumens at 5am when you need to pee. 

Traffic lights without power are four way stops. Dumb ass!

Rechargeable/battery lanterns are excellent.

Headlamps especially ones with red light are excellent. 

I got a few snap on LED packs for 9v batteries that make small flashlights. They where surprisingly handy and a good use for 9V that where swapped out of smoke detectors and other devices.

Several people where having bad days as wired smoke detectors started to beep. I hate you so much right now.

Battery powered fans are a good idea that needs further investment.

It is wise to have multiple ways to cook and make coffee. 

First morning I was on my third backup plan (of MANY) before the don't stab people potion was made. A butane stove and alcohol stove didn't work or worked poorly. A second butane stove worked. The world saved.

This of course justified even more coffee making equipment being ordered.

 


Sunday, July 7, 2024

Things I noticed.

 

How many of you could remove the ring safely?

How many of you noticed the blue spoon?

Friday, March 22, 2024

HEY KIDS!

Don't forget to remember you ol' buddy

 Huītzilōpōchtli

On April 8th! 

Art by Cedar using Midjourney.

Monday, March 4, 2024

Tonight's fortune.

 Do not wait for others to open the right doors for you. 

Thoughts:

Alright then, BREACHER UP!

Fails the "+in bed" test.